Why US and UK like to install English-speaking puppets - like Petro Poroshenko - in the nations where they conduct regime change

ALSO SEE OID 203Z.

It's because no matter how advanced our computer translation software might have got, and no matter how many expert interpreters might be available to USA/UK, fact remains that for humans, there's no substitute - yet - for direct face-to-face talk in a common language. You just can't compare a direct conversation to a talk done via a middleman.

More importantly, US/UK folks want to tell the puppet directly, in clear words, and without anyone else [the interpreter] listening in - how he should act and how he should speak. For such totally secret and totally private talks and pacts, a common language is needed.

Hence it is vital that the puppet knows English.

Intriguing that many men who are bald or near-bald have dense and long beards

Everyone has likely observed this in real life - many guys/men who are balding or are already nearly-bald have thick and heavy beards. It's like there's ample growth of grass on the lower half of the face/skull, but little or none a few inches towards the top. Like gravity pulled down all the hair-growth hormones and fluids with time. This is certainly curious and deserves attention from experts working on reducing/reversing hair loss.